itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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"What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed"

— (via meaty-bicycle)

(via crystalzelda)

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

(via thedoctorisourking)

I want to prove a point to my mother

valley-cat:

Reblog if school has ever caused you:

Stress
Anxiety
Depression
Social anxiety

She doesn’t believe that this happens please help me show her it does and it’s an issue.

(via adancingcrocodileisbehindyou)

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via thedoctorisourking)

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judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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infiniteescape-hihello:

demon-deans-meatstick:

huntercest:

though-hell-should-bar-the-way:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

cheswinster:

#please let this be the last two words of supernatural

how about i stab you in the chest

There’s too much blood and they both know it. This is it. No more redos, no more reset buttons. Dean looks over at where Sam’s sprawled on the ground three feet away. He can barely breathe, ribs skewering his insides, and all he can taste is blood and bile. But he can still see Sammy. Even if Sam can’t see him.

His baby brother’s hazel eyes are slowing but surely glazing over. 

Dean feels it coming, the dark, it’s eating away at the corners of his eyes and his mind.  He searches for something to say, anything, everything in this last moment, but all he manages to cough out is one, final, single word. 

“Bitch.”

Sam laughs and it’s wet, hacking, his last breath. 

“Jerk,” he replies and they both know, sure as anything, that what they’re really saying is “I love you” and “See you soon.”

EJ Su S CH RIS T HW Y

we know exactly what that just said 

WHY THE FUCK 

REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO GROSSLY SOB WITH ME.

FUCKING DAMN YOU

(Source: ramrambolton, via adancingcrocodileisbehindyou)

valkyrieraisingcain:

kaza999:

valkyriepain:

tanzanicoiltheelectromancer:

lucianastaroth:

3fandom5u:

robotdaneel:

rereading the first book looking for parallels with the last and skul’s telling val about ghastly’s mom and he says he only saw her fight once and i just sort of

oh

Wait I don’t get it

Oh fuck.

oh fuck

Why

n o

bye

(Source: skeleteen-official)

nymre:

joining the korra bob hair party /o/ I LOVE IT A LOT. it’s so cute gahhh

Woah, that looks like me I think
RESCUER123 does this look like me?

nymre:

joining the korra bob hair party /o/ I LOVE IT A LOT. it’s so cute gahhh


Woah, that looks like me I think

RESCUER123 does this look like me?

(via crystalzelda)

im-addicted-to-sp:

crowleywife:

psychos-unite:

cherubim-castiels-cheeks:

kurtiswiebe:

sarcasticfina:

Psych vs. Supernatural

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Welcome to “What happens when it’s shot in Vancouver!”

Can I move to Vancouver?

Vancouver here I come

Holy shit.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

(Source: leknope, via assbutts-idjits)

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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(via thedoctorisourking)

"Fucking Howard the Duck?"

— Everyone who waited through the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy (via thatmovieguydoe)

(Source: themovieguy1194, via crystalzelda)

maxkirin:

[NO HERO] is a writing mix about action, explosions, and a double-barreled shotgun named Justice. Welcome to Dangertown, USA. Nobody is a saint, everyone has vices, and you are NO HERO.

This playlist contains 17 of my favorite tracks for writing danger, action scenes, and Anti-Heroes. This mix is not out to be your friend. It will toss you into the back seat of its car and take you into a town full of drugs, sex, and danger. Your initiation begins with a chase scene, a couple dozen casualties, and a gorgeous double-barreled shotgun who just became your best friend. From there you are on a ride of violence, destruction, and revenge, as you murder your way towards city hall— where the biggest asshole of Dangertown awaits. Of course, it’s all fun and games until the Mayor starts the nuke countdown.

Let’s hope you don’t run out of bullets.

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